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October 18 2017

10:18

October 13 2017

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sweatersketchbook:

you will have to pry my headcanons out of my cold, dead, grubby bisexual hands

13:40

lovingholmes:

Not to be dramatic but I just keep thinking about how Holmes said he had never loved but if he did he would kill for them and when Watson got shot he was like “bitch I’m murdering you”.

And Watson was like “wow the love and loyalty in his eyes, my bro, I’d get shot again just to see it”.

Like they’re in love thanks for coming to my Ted talk.

October 04 2017

11:13

songwrite:

Grocery shopping with someone is an underrated form of intimacy

10:55

cwote:

You are not your parent’s possessions.
You are not your parent’s possessions.
You are not your parent’s possessions.
You are not your parent’s possessions.
You are not your parent’s possessions.
You are not your parent’s possessions.
You are not your parent’s possessions.
You are not your parent’s possessions.
You are not your parent’s possessions.
You are not your parent’s possessions.
You are not your parent’s possessions.
You are not your parent’s possessions.
You are not your parent’s possessions.
You are not your parent’s possessions.
You are not your parent’s possessions.
You are not your parent’s possessions.

10:37

the-eagle-atarian:

bgaesop:

xx092813:

cute dating tip: don’t cheat on your partner you fucking pathetic piece of shit

so, like, serious question: why is “cheating” immoral? bonus points if your answer doesn’t also imply that sex for purposes other than procreation is immoral

10:18
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sn0wbro:

newyorksjojo:

matterboard:

ive said this before and ill say it again: notice how meta knights costume has no seams. meta knight killed a person. meta knight fucking killed this penguin and is now residing in their body

or maybe he just has the seams on the inside like anybody sewing a penguin disguise would do because he takes pride in his work instead of being a lazy glutton like Kirby who just waddles around like a fucking idiot eating everything in sight like that’s why Meta Knight is so embarrassed whenever you beat him and his mask comes off and he looks just like Kirby because an honorable knight of his caliber doesn’t want to be associated with that shitty-ass pink blob that somehow always saves everybody every god damn time just by eating things

meta knight wrote this post

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October 02 2017

17:02
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kateautsen:

My, what beautiful blossoms we have this year. But look, this one’s late. But I’ll bet that when it blooms, it will be the most beautiful of all.

16:25
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stars-benn:

You can own the Earth and still
All you’ll own is Earth until
You can paint with all the colors of the wind

16:06

roseaube:

i am so, deprived of affection!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! love me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! kiss me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh my god!!! 

15:48
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dapenguinninja:

will-x-vi:

Lol. She did storm in there like Arthur on a wonderful kinda day

Iconic

15:30

airzonk:

airzonk:

asmr open mic night

you walk into a crowded bar and I’m on stage loudly crinkling a receipt in silence

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incurablylazydevil:

John ‘it’s all fine’ Watson

bonus:

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ladystardvst:

mystic-starseed:

oilwrench:

branch-and-root:

fushark:

hitpass:

prescriptionquality:

alxbngala:

Money Cats masterpost, to have your LIFE!! filled with money.

FUCK MAN

NOT RISKING THIS ONE

So much cats.

Money plus cats, what’s not to love?

Floofs of financial prosperity.

@ladystardvst I thought the first one was Ichi lol

It looks like him :3 I’ll take it as a sign of good luck

14:17
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queer-even:

I’m over that, now I want my life to be real. Even if that means it will be completely awful at times…it’s still better than it being completely fake and boring.

13:58

agarotado27dejunho:

littlekiwi37-archive:

goddamngeckogirl:

assignedtwinkatbirth:

There’s probably a German compound word for that feeling you get at 2am when you’re single in your mid twenties and the creeping doubt that you’ve somehow missed your only chance at love because you didn’t meet someone in college and now it’s too late

The german word you are looking for is ‘Torschusspanik’


Germans got a word for fucking EVERYTHING.

German is like the dictionary of obscure sorrows

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